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The honorable Governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal, is apparently a frigging moron.

25 Things #1

25 Things

1. When I should be working I do things like this.

2. I stole a book from jail.

3. I love children and those who play like children. Adults usually bore me to tears.

4. I have done terribly stupid things which have put the lives of those around me in danger and it still bothers me to this day.

5. I am all about the delayed gratification.

6. I collect stamps, books, music, and people.

7. If I had my way I would be nude most of the time.

8. The things other people find hard I find easy.

9. The things other people find easy I find terribly difficult.

10. I detest the human race almost as much as I love people.

11. I have considered killing a person and considered it a sound decision at the time. Which frightens me.

12. I have roller skated naked in public places except for tube socks with red stripes on them. I don't do that enough.

13. I have had sex in a graveyard twice. I am looking forward to the third time.

14. I have been homeless and lost it all - my mind, my dignity, my family, my friends, my belongings.

15. I have spent an evening with Bjork and we got along famously, then she left town on tour and we never spoke again.

16. I have spent an evening with Rob Halford and we got along famously, then he left on tour and we never spoke again.

17. I once embarrassed myself terribly with a prostitute who was my client.

18. I once was fired by a prostitute while in Sunday mass. This was a different prostitute.

19. I once escaped the car of a sexual predator by launching myself from his car at full speed on a city boulevard.

20. I have never gambled nor been to Las Vegas.

21. I am afraid of the mentally ill and of being unable to move.

22. I love to dance with hippies.

23. I am happiest collaborating.

24. My writing was censored twice.

25. I have designed condoms.